Alonzo Fitz, and Other Stories by Mark Twain

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By Joshua DeLuca Posted on Apr 1, 2026
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Twain, Mark, 1835-1910 Twain, Mark, 1835-1910
English
Hey, have you ever read that story about the guy who invents a long-distance telephone in the 1870s? No, really! Mark Twain wrote it in 1878, decades before phones became common. It's called 'Alonzo Fitz, and Other Stories,' and it's this wild, funny collection where Twain imagines technology that didn't exist yet. The main story follows Alonzo Fitz, a lovesick inventor in Maine who builds a 'telelectroscope' to see and talk to his fiancée in San Francisco. The catch? He accidentally calls her at the worst possible moment and hears something he really shouldn't. It's a brilliant mix of sharp social satire and pure 'what if' silliness that feels incredibly modern. Twain basically predicted video calls and then used them to create the most awkward situation imaginable. If you think old stories are stuffy, this will completely change your mind.
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Mark Twain has a reputation for being a classic author, but sometimes that makes us forget how weird and forward-thinking he could be. Alonzo Fitz, and Other Stories is a perfect example. This isn't just Tom Sawyer; it's Twain playing with ideas that were science fiction for his time.

The Story

The title story is the star. Alonzo Fitz is an inventor in Maine, desperately missing his fiancée, Rosannah, who's out in San Francisco. To bridge the distance, he invents the 'telelectroscope,' a device that lets people see and talk to each other across the country. It's basically FaceTime in the 1870s. Thrilled, he calls her up for a romantic chat. But his timing is terrible. Rosannah is in the middle of another conversation, and Alonzo overhears her plotting with another man. The story unfolds from there, mixing heartbreak, mistaken identity, and Twain's signature wit as Alonzo tries to figure out what's really going on.

Why You Should Read It

What's amazing is how fresh it feels. Twain isn't just showing off a cool gadget; he's immediately asking the human question: What trouble does this new power cause? He nails the potential for embarrassment, eavesdropping, and miscommunication that comes with any new technology. Alonzo isn't a stuffy genius; he's a relatable, jealous guy who maybe shouldn't have hit 'call.' The other stories in the collection follow a similar pattern—taking a simple, clever idea and spinning it into social commentary or outright farce. You're not reading history; you're reading a brilliantly observant and funny mind at play.

Final Verdict

This book is perfect for anyone who thinks Mark Twain is only about riverboats and whitewashed fences. It's for readers who love sharp, short humor and seeing an author's imagination leapfrog his own era. If you enjoy shows like The Twilight Zone for their twisty plots and moral questions, or if you just like laughing at the timeless awkwardness of human relationships (especially when technology is involved), you'll get a huge kick out of this. It's a short, surprising, and wonderfully clever collection that proves some humor never gets old.



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Thomas Harris
5 months ago

I particularly value the technical accuracy maintained throughout.

Carol Johnson
1 year ago

To be perfectly clear, the depth of research presented here is truly commendable. I will read more from this author.

Michelle Martin
1 year ago

I had low expectations initially, however it creates a vivid world that you simply do not want to leave. I will read more from this author.

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